I found this post tucked away in my "Drafts" folder, and thought I would share it with you all. Enjoy!
You know you're a MOMMY when...
...you can justify cereal as an acceptable lunch slash dinner.
...you have ever used not-so-cheap eye makeup remover on a doll.
...two messes are made in the time it takes you to clean up one mess.
...you choose the number and type of social activities you will attend based on whether or not you want to deal with getting a babysitter or taking the kids with you.
...you keep crayons and snacks in your purse.
...a conversation with an adult is a welcome change of pace.
...you are over the age of 20 and are given a high-five for going pee in the potty.
...the bottom half of your Christmas tree looks strangely sparse.
...you know the words to more Disney songs than Top 40 songs.
...you hear a loud noise and assume somebody's in trouble. Either that, or you know someone's in trouble when it's been too quiet for too long.
#5 should be appended to include clothing. I have a size XS/4 t-shirt in my purse at the moment.
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