I can top it! I was visit teaching last week, and my companion's son was in the back playing with my teachee's daughter in her room. By the time we were done, we all realized it was really really quiet, which every mom knows is a baaaaaad sign. We went back there and discovered that Lily and Jackson had decided to "cook" four boxes of Kraft Macaroni & Cheese in Lily's play oven. Noodles, cheese powder, the works.
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